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            <title><![CDATA[Nana's Cornbread Dressing]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[the stuff thanksgiving is made of]]></description>
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My grandmother is one of my most favorite people who ever lived. She was a great cook, but she never measured anything or followed a recipe in her life.

One time I asked her for a recipe for her Thanksgiving cornbread dressing because it is one of my all time favorite foods, and this is what she wrote me:

> I don't have a recipe for the dressing I make!  I can tell you
> what I do.  I buy a whole fryer and get the meat department to cut it in
> half so it will cook quicker.  Wash it, cook it till tender using these
> seasonings, black pepper, salt and low sodium chicken granules
> (generously).  Also use celery flakes generously.  Use plenty of water
> to get the broth for the dressing and gravy.  I use a lot of onion and
> celery chopped and sauted in butter just till the color has changed. 
> Bake the cornbread the day before.  It makes better dressing that way. 
> And thats all the bread I use.  Crumble and pour broth over it being
> careful to use some and make sure you're not getting too much. I then
> season with black pepper, salt, poultry seasoning and sage.  I mix then
> taste till I get it the way I want it.  When that is accomplished I
> lightly beat three or four eggs, usually four for the amount I mix and
> add to the dressing.  Melt some butter next and add.  I make a lot so I
> usually use most  of a stick.  Hope I remembered everything!

That's it. I've been making cornbread dressing for years now based on this "recipe". The first couple times were terrifying! Did you notice the part where she says "be careful to use some and make sure you're not getting too much"? What in the sam hill is a boy supposed to do with instructions like that besides agonize and stress over ruining Thanksgiving dinner?

Well, gentle reader, I'm here to provide an only slightly better version of this recipe.

1. Cook up a bunch of cornbread. Grab some of those mixes in the blue box that make an 8x8 pan. I cook three of them, one of them in an 8x8 and two of them in an 8x13 pan. I usually end up eating about half of the 8x8 and then adding the rest of it into the 8x13 so I have a bunch of cornbread. Mash it up roughly to maximize the surface area and then leave it out over night to get stale.

2. Saute a whole bunch of diced celery and diced yellow onion in some oil or butter with salt and pepper and garlic until they've all started to change color, but before they get all the way soft or actually translucent. They'll continue to cook later in the oven.

3. Add veggies to the cornbread until it's kind of half and half. Add about a cup of melted butter and about a cup of [veggie stock](/posts/stock) until it's all good and damp. Make sure to get enough but be careful to not use to much 😉

4. Make 2 - 3 [flax eggs](/posts/flax-egg) and loosely incorporate them.

5. Bake it in the oven at about 400 degrees for 30 - 40 minutes until the sides start to brown a little.
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            <title><![CDATA[Ben & Jerry's Netlix & Chill'd]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/benjerrynetflixchill</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[okay wow this is good]]></description>
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Um okay well wow. Almond milk ice creams are consistently my *least* favorite vegan ice creams. But this one is one of my *most* favorite.

Good job, Ben! Good job, Jerry! 🙌

The flavors are really good, but the real standout here&mdash;as it is with all Ben & Jerry's&mdash;is the consistency and variety of textures.

The funnest fact about B&J is that Mr. Ben has no sense of smell or taste. So the pleasure he gets from ice cream, and from all food, comes from texture, consistency, and <span class="bg-gradient-to-r from-teal-400 via-pink-500 to-red-500 bg-clip-text" style="-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent">mouthfeel</span>. Hence the big textury chunks in all their ice cream.

And now you know 🌈🌟
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            <title><![CDATA[crispy chickpea snack]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/crispy-chicpeas</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[a crunchy snack for snacking on]]></description>
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These are great if you want something crunchy to snack on in the family of chips, crackers, or pretzels.

1. Cook up a couple cups of chickpeas
2. Lightly salt them and bake them in the oven

Obviously there is more instant gratification if you already have the chicpeas cooked ahead of time.

It takes ~20 minutes to cook dry beans in my pressure cooker.

Then I add a cup or two back into the thing and cook them in the air crisper at 400 for 15 - 20 minutes, checking on them to make sure they don't burn, and shaking them up every five minutes or so make sure they don't burn/stick to the pot and also to allow them to cook evenly.

If you don't have an air fryer, you can spread the beans out evenly on a baking sheet and bake them in the oven. It'll take a bit longer, probably ~40 minutes. Check on them and shake them up in the same way.

Season them how you like. Salt and pepper. Dash of cayenne. What have you.

Happy snacking!
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            <title><![CDATA[deviled potatoes]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/deviled-potatoes</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[just look at these little devils 😈]]></description>
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Okay I am obsessed with these things.

My mom used to make deviled eggs once or twice a year around Thanksgiving, and they were my absolute favorite things.

But eggs are not super vegan, so I haven't had them in a long time.

Then a friend introduced me to these deviled potatoes, and I have been enjoying the heck out of them.

Here's what to do.

1. Get a bunch of little fingerling potatoes

2. Boil them until they're nice and soft, about 30 minutes.

3. Slice them all in half.

4. Peel them or don't. (I don't.)

4. Get a paring knife and scoop out a little meat from the core of each half. (If you have a melon baller you can try using that instead, but I don't have a melon baller. I tried scooping with a small round measuring spoon, but that didn't go too hot. The paring knife works just great.)

5. Put all the potato flesh in a bowl (maybe add 1 or 2 potato halves for extra filling). Add a couple spoons full of vegan mayo and a bit of brown mustard. Add a splash of vinegar, some salt and pepper and garlic powder. Add a little cayenne pepper and paprika and some nutritional yeast. Mash it all up until it's all nice and creamy. Add some more mayo or liquid if it seems kind of stiff.

6. I use two little spoons to ball up the filling and stuff the potatoes.

7. Top off with a dash of paprika.

Friggin yum!
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            <title><![CDATA[Dominos Pizza]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/dominos</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[it is pizza delivered to your door]]></description>
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Almost all vegan varieties of food are just as good if not better than their omni counterparts. Hamburgers, burritos, tacos, etc. No problem.

But, yours truly has been vegan for several years now, and I can tell you from experience that pizza is something that you just never get back.

Cheese and I have a complicated relationship. For a long time I was one of those vegetarians who would say, "Oh I would love to be vegan, but I don't think I could ever give up cheese." Until the day I did.

I don't really miss it. The couple of times since then that I've tried actual cheese, I didn't really enjoy it. It's so greasy and heavy, and radically overdone in 99% of dishes.

Nor do I really like vegan cheeses that much.

Here are two roles that vegan cheeses and vegan meats can play:

1. Type 1 food is as realistic, in flavor and texture, a substitute for the meat or cheese it imitates. The goal is either nostalgia for omnis turned vegan, or to convert omnis or ease the transition for new vegans.

2. Type 2 food exists to provide unique and enjoyable flavors and textures in its own right.

Fake meats can fall into either category. I enjoy Type 2 meats. Tofu, seitan, tempeh can all be prepared in a variety of ways that are enjoyable in their own right, regardless of the fact that they don't perfectly replace animal meat.

Vegan cheese only really ever falls into Type 1 in my experience. And it fails 100% of the time, and the result is not satisfying. There are cheese-like Type 2 vegan foods, like a nice cashew spread. But they aren't cheese-like enough to be branded and sold as "vegan cheese".

Anyway. Pizza.

There is plenty of enjoyable vegan pizza to be had. The best vegan pizza is probably that without cheese of any kind, dairy or vegan. Because, as is the case with the best vegan food, it doesn't pretend to be something it is not.

So here's my Dominos order.

> Medium (12") Hand Tossed Pizza
> 
> No Cheese, No Robust Inspired Tomato Sauce, Extra Hearty Marinara Sauce, Extra Spinach, Extra Mushrooms

It is super good! I always limit myself to two toppings because there always seems to be a coupon for a medium two-topping pizza. But if I was going to treat myself to three-topping pizza, I would add black olives.

I give this three stars because, as I said, it is a little bit ruined by memories of what could be. Pizza is the one food you really don't get back. Without cheese, it's really just a kind of flatbread. Which is super delicious and satisfying! But it also never quite lives up to my ideal of "pizza".
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            <title><![CDATA[Gardein Meatless Meatballs]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/gardein-meatballs</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/gardein-meatballs</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[These are the bomb]]></description>
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An absolute staple. This is my favorite frozen novelty. Takes seconds to microwave, great flavor, super good in pasta dishes or for a quick meatball sandwich.
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            <title><![CDATA[flax egg]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[it is an egg made of flax seed]]></description>
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A flax egg is an egg substitute that you can often use when following a recipe that calls for an egg.

Here's the entire recipe:

1. Mix 1 tbsp ground flax seed and 2 - 2.5 tbsp water. Mix it up and let it sit for 3 - 5 minutes until thick and goopy.

2. There is no step 2.

That's it!

Now if you try to use this to make scrambled eggs or fried eggs, you're going to have a bad time. It's not that kind of egg substitute.

But if you're making muffins or pancakes or waffles or bread that calls for an egg, you can use a flax egg as a one-to-one substitute.

It doesn't bind *quite* as well as a bird egg. So you might add a little extra binding like some ketchup or breadcrumbs in something like a bean burger patty if you're worried about that.

It doesn't have the fat content of an egg yolk. So if you're concerned about that, add a little extra oil.


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            <title><![CDATA[Frontera Double Roasted Tomato Salsa]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/frontera-double-roasted-salsa</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/frontera-double-roasted-salsa</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[This is a really good salsa!]]></description>
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Listen my first love was, and always will be, Whole Foods 365 brand roasted chipotle salsa.

But then they stopped carrying it for a while and then it when it came back it didn't taste the same any more, and I cried and cried and didn't leave my house for like nine months.

That was because of the coronavirus. But also I was sad about the salsa.

This is the only salsa I've had since then that holds a candle, and I love it dearly.

Its flavor is good and roasty and toasty. Its color? Green. Its consistency is more like a green chili. It is my new boyfriend.
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            <title><![CDATA[gravy]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/gravy</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/gravy</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[like for mashed potatoes]]></description>
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First, make a roux. Roux is equal parts flour and fat cooked in a saucepan. I usually start with 2 - 3 tablespoons of oil at medium-high heeat, but you can use a vegan butter. Or, the best thing you can do is use the oils from cooking some kind of good vegan meat like a field roast. Then whisk in an equal amount of flour and keep whisking. I like to add a lot of salt and pepper, and cook it until its color is somewhere between milk chocolate and hazelnut. That's it. That's a roux. Super easy, super quick.

Now, get to whisking and add some liquid. A good [veggie stock](/posts/stock) is best, but you can just use water or whatever. Whisk it up good. It's okay if it's kind of thin. Keep it on low heat and it will thicken up.
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            <title><![CDATA[Dr Praeger's Grandpa Mel's BBQ Chick'n Tenders]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/grandpa-mels-bbq-chickn-tenders</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/grandpa-mels-bbq-chickn-tenders</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[Pretty Good!]]></description>
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These are pretty darn good! I like them quite a bit, and really appreciate the texture. They are second, though, to [the buffalo variety](/posts/praegers-buffalo-chickn)
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            <title><![CDATA[hashbrowns]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/hashbrowns</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/hashbrowns</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[scattered smothered covered]]></description>
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For whatever reason, hashbrowns is one basic breakfast food (the other being pancakes) that have mysteriously and consistently eluded my ability to master.

My hashbrowns have always been kind of mushy and unsatisfying. Or a burnt mess. Nothing in between.

Until now!

Yes! This is a story of the triumph of man!

Man's triumph over potatoes.

Here's the trick:

1. I've been using gold/yellow potatoes lately because one time my instacart shopper accidentally bought those instead of the russet potatoes I had ordered. And, serendipity! I loved them and haven't bought a russet since.

1. Make your potatoes rill smol. I slice them up all tiny in a mandoline slicer. You can grate or shred them however you like.

2. Salt some water. Add what feels like slightly too much salt. Boil up your tiny potato shreds for a couple minutes until they are soft and not crunchy.

3. Drain your taters and dry them. You can use a towel or you can squeeze them. I squeeze them gently but persistently in a potato ricer.

5. Now heat up some oil in a skillet (I use the *sear* function on my ninja foodi) and add some salt and pepper and garlic powder and toss in a good handful of tiny diced yellow onion. (Yellow potatoes + yellow onions = this is yellow hash.) Once they start to sizzle real good, add in your potatoes. Spread them around so they cover the bottom of the skillet in a thin layer and then leave them alone to fry for a while. Flip them every once in a while so they brown evenly.

I think the thing that had been holding me back from realizing my true hashbrown potential until now was, firstly, not drying the potatoes. You need 'em real dry. And secondly not getting heat in the final step that is a) hot enough, and b) evenly distributed. The potatoes are already cooked at this point. You just need to kind of gently burn them. You need a high enough heat to sear the outside while keeping the inside soft and fluffy.

Now you know how to make hashbrowns. You're welcome.
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            <title><![CDATA[hashbrowns 2]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/hashbrowns2</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/hashbrowns2</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[son of hashbrown]]></description>
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Look you know [I struggle with hashbrowns](hashbrowns).

But I think I'm really getting my act together here. (I use a mandoline with the "thin" blade.)

Here's a more simple recipe:

1. Shred a bunch of potatoes and onions.

2. Put em in the microwave for about a minute or so until the potatoes are kind of soft and sticky.

3. Add a tablespoon or two (or three) of flour. Add salt and pepper.

4. I use the ninja foodi's "sear" function on high for this, so do that, or heat up an oiled skillet really hot. Add the potatoes and let em sizzle. Stir and toss every so often until they're kind of crisped throughout.

You won't get good *patties* of hashbrowns, but you'll get some good "scattered" style crispy taters.
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            <title><![CDATA[kombucha]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/kombucha</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/kombucha</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[It's fizzy sour fermented tea]]></description>
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Kombucha!

I've been making my own booch for a lot of years now.

Do you know what kombucha is? It's fermented black tea. That's pretty much it. It has a tangy, mildly vinegary flavor, and has a mild effervescence. Much less carbonated that what you buy in the store. And it has a very slight alcohol content. Because of the fermentation. Like, as much as is produced by a sourdough starter. It's basically the same chemical process. But it's in there. So if you're allergic to alcohol or something, don't drink this. But also if you're looking to get drunk, also don't drink this.

Making it at home is fun, kind of like a science project. If you're into home ferments, or if you're not but *want* to be into home ferments, then kombucha is the way to go. It's easier than making sourdough, and definitely easier than brewing beer. It's also cheap as hell. Way, way cheaper than what you buy at the store. Certainly cheaper what you can get on tap at one of those fancy taprooms that serves kombucha. Seriously you can make it at home for pennies.

## Getting Started

Here's everything you need to start your culture.

1. A bottle of store bought kombucha. (Assuming you don't know anybody who can give you some booch with a mother in it.) Pretty much any kombucha should be okay because they're all about those live probiotics. But be sure that it says unfiltered, or live culture, or something like that.

2. Black tea. I only drink decaff, but for my booch, I get regular old full-caff black tea. I think most of the caffeine must get processed during fermentation because I drink this stuff a lot and never get a buzz from it.

3. Sugar. Plain while sugar. Don't be fancy here. No agave syrup, no sugar substitutes. Just plain white sugar. It's not for you, anyway. It's for the yeast. And they'll eat most of it.

That's it!!

Go home and drink half your store bought booch. Yum. Set the other half aside.

Brew some sweet tea: I brew a little over a gallon at a time, and use 1 cup of sugar and 6 - 8 tea bags.

Let that tea sit for half a day. Let it really steep.

Okay, now your tea is at room temperature. Pour it in your container, add the store bought booch, and top it off with water until it's a couple inches from full. (Leave some space for the mother to form.)

Put it somewhere warm-ish and dark. Mine goes in a cabinet above the fridge.

In about two weeks you should start to see the mother forming. It'll look like a plastic film on top of the liquid. The bubbles will push it up to the top and it will form a natural seal and start that light carbonation process.

You can start tasting it now and bottle it up whenever you want to.

## Bottling

I like to do a secondary fermentation. Which means I let the booch sit in the big jug for a long time until I feel like it's eaten through all the sugar, and then I put half a cup of a little something something in my bottles and then rack the booch into the bottles and seal em up. Then I let *those* sit at room temperature for about two weeks while it digests before putting em the fridge.

Your booch will continue to eat the sugars even in the fridge, but at a much slower pace.

<figure>
  <img src="/images/kombucha-racking.png" alt="racking the kombucha">
  <figcaption>Figure: racking the booch</figcaption>
</figure>

You can feed your secondary fermentation with pretty much whatever you want to. I've used a little bit of watered down fruit juice, and that turns out okay. You can put cut up fruit in. I made some really good lemon basil batches over the summer. You can add chili pepper. The batch I just bottled today, I added some lemon ginger tea.

<figure>
  <img src="/images/kombucha-bottled.png" alt="booch in bottles!">
  <figcaption>Figure: booch in bottles!</figcaption>
</figure>

I do recommend these swing-top bottles, because I love them. You don't have to worry about bottle caps, etc. 

I have some plastic tubing and a wracking cane from that one time I tried brewing beer at home. So I use that because it's convenient. You don't need fancy equipment though, you could probably just carefully pour off the top. 

## Tips and troubleshooting

- Let your booch breathe! Keep the top of your jug covered with a breathable cloth. If you don't, little bugs *will* get in there during the summer, and that's gross. (You're basically making vinegar, which will attract the bugs.)

- I've been brewing for +5 years now and have only had a batch go bad on me once. You'll know it when you see it. This was obvious, fuzzy, yucky colored mold. No biggie! Pour it all out, sterilize your jug, and just start a new batch!

- The mother, aka the <abbr title="symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast">SCOBY</abbr> will continue to grow. Forever. I have never found a good use for it, and just throw it in the compost these days. In the past I have tried to season it and dehydrate it and make kombucha jerky. This was somewhat successful. Maybe I'll do a recipe for that one day.

- I have never had any problem with my kombucha dying. Sometimes I brew multiple times a week, and then I'll forget about it for months. No matter how long I leave it, it always bounces back as soon as I feed it. It is not stressful, scary, or high maintenance. It is basically not killable.

## Conclusion

Now you know everything I know about kombucha!

Go make some damn booch!
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            <title><![CDATA[Black Bean Patty]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/black-bean-patty</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[try it on a bun!]]></description>
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Any kind of bean patty is just some beans smashed all up and mixed up with some binding agents and maybe some other things.

1. Smash 1 cup black beans up with a potato masher or a fork or something

2. Make a thick chia seed paste: 1 tbsp chia seed + 2 - 3 tbsp water. Let it sit for a while until it gets thick, then add it to the beans

2. Add one [flax egg](/posts/flax-egg) 

3. Add a bunch of breadcrumbs. I didn't have any breadcrumbs, but I had the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of tortilla chips, so I smashed those up really fine with an empty wine bottle that I used like a rolling pin and used those.

4. Season with salt and pepper and garlic, and whatever else you want.

5. Add whatever else you want. Maybe some shaved carrot slices, or some almond slivers.

6. Mix it all up. It should be come together like a weird dough that you can handle and knead a little bit.

7. Pour it out and shape it. I like to roll mine into a bean snake and then cut it up into ~6 pieces. Roll the pieces into balls and let them sit.

8. Shape the balls into flat rounds about a finger long and about half a knuckle thick. Assuming you have fingers the same size as mine. You can use a jar lid or the mouth of a jar or glass to make more good looking circles. Let them sit.

9. Heat up a small amount of oil in a pan. Add a few of the patties and let them sizzle on one side for a couple minutes until it gets good and brown. Repeat on the other side.

I made these this morning as a kind of breakfast sausage to have with biscuits and mashed potato pancakes. It was real good.
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            <title><![CDATA[Lightlife Plant Based Smart Bacon]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/lightlife-smart-bacon</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/lightlife-smart-bacon</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[Meh!]]></description>
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Seriously underwhelming.

The dominant flavor is salt.

There's not much substance to it. It's not real bacon of course, so you can just slap it on a sandwich if you want. The alternative is to pan fry it until you think it's done, which results in one of two states:

- Kind of warm, limp, salty thing
- Fried to a crisp

There's really no inbetween.

The other really annoying thing about this product is that they for some reason *perfectly* duplicated how difficult and annoying it is to peel an individual slice of bacon off from the big slab of bacon. It is often impossible to do so without tearing the bacon.
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            <title><![CDATA[mashed potatoes]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/mashed-potatoes</link>
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            <description><![CDATA[chunky skins-on potatoes]]></description>
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Okay listen up. Here's the deal with mashed potatoes.

1. Get a bunch of yukon gold potatoes, from the Yukon

2. Boil them or steam them whole. It's best to do them whole so that they don't absorb much water. Steaming will result in the driest potatoes. They're done when you can press a fork or knife into them with no resistence. But avoid poking them as much as possible.

3. When done, remove the potatoes from the water. Reserve a couple cups of potato water if you want to. Starchy potato water can be used in tons of stuff.

4. Put the empty pot back on the heat and melt some (vegan) butter. Or some kind of fat. Add a culp of milk. Or any kind of liquid: starchy potato water, wine, beer, vegetable stock, etc.

5. Peel the skins off or leave them on. I leave them on.

6. For creamy creamy potatoes, press them through a potato ricer. For chunky potatoes, mash them with a potato masher.

7. Add potatoes to the liquid, season with salt and pepper and garlic to taste.

8. Mix it all up good

9. Enjoy your mashed potatoes!
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            <title><![CDATA[nada moo cookies & creme]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/nadamoocookiescreme</link>
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Nada Moo makes some of the very best non-dairy ice cream. I like Nada Moo so much that when I visited Austin, Texas, one of the number one things I wanted to do was visit their storefront. Which I did. I think I got some birthday cake cookie dough and it was so good I died, and now you know that this blog is authored by a ghost who was killed by ice cream that was too good 👻

Their entire line-up is coconut based, which is pretty unique in a world of far too many almond and soy based ice creams. The only other ice cream base that is as good as coconut is cashew. And the couple of Ben & Jerry's flavors that use sunflower butter are arguably better. But as far as overall consistent flavor and quality goes, Nada Moo is the absolute tops.

My favorite ice cream flavor is cookies & cream. It's what I judge all ice cream brands by. And this is pretty good! I'd like some chunkier cookie in the texture, but the overall effect is grade A.

Go get some Nada Moo and eat it with a spoon straight from the container!
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            <title><![CDATA[vegan omelet]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/omelet</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/omelet</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[make any omelet vegan with this one weird trick]]></description>
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Okay I could not be more excited to share this *menu hack* with you.

So I haven't been out to a restaurant for two years, because I have been living my life in fear of the coronavirus, and also I have been living my life in respect of other living beings.

Now that vaccines and boosters are a thing, and current variants seem to be pretty mild, and because cases are plummeting, I have been "buying the dip" as it were.

The "dip" is relative safety and comfort, and I'm "buying" it by enjoying meals in restaurants.

Anyway, this weekend we were going out to a diner on the corner for a light breakfast but when we got there the line was out the door, which is never okay for a diner to be honest. There are several breakfast places here in town that are guaranteed to have lines snaking around the building and I'm always like, what are you waiting in line for guys? Eggs and pancakes? Guess what, you can get that *literally anywhere*. There is no reason for you to wait 90 minutes to be seated for eggs and pancakes. Ever.

So with that opinion firmly rooted in mind, we noped out of there and went to a fancy brunch spot around the corner which---spoiler!---also serves eggs and pancakes, but which isn't for some reason hyper-fetishized. It's just a nice spot with a patio that serves breakfast food.

No line, no wait, we sit down, and I eye the menu, and if you'll allow me a brief tangent during this already rambling article, I'd like to share with you an observation about pre-post-pandemic vegan restaurant food. (I expect you'll forgive me because this is the first part of this article that is actually about vegan food. But also I'll try to hurry up and get to the point and not take advantage of your patience.)

I don't know exactly how to talk about this stage of the pandemic. It's not post-pandemic by any means. People are still dying out there. But we're definitely in the aforementioned dip. It's not over, but we're past the beginning, and we've before the end. So I'm going with pre-post-pandemic.

Anyway, pre-pandemic, vegan menu options around here were bountiful, plentiful, and varied. You could go literally anywhere and get a good vegan option.

There was a disappointing trend in some places where they tried to combine as many dietary restrictions as possible into a single dish. That is, it's not uncommon to see the vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free option all be the same thing. Which is mostly fine.

But by and large, like I said, it was a good time to be vegan. You could get banging eats wherever you go!

Now, in pre-post-pandemic land, the restaurant scene is not the same as it was pre-pandemic. Lots of my favorite places have closed and will not reopen. And of those that have reopened, some of them seem to have done so with a slightly more restricted menu: it seems to me that there are slightly fewer vegan options out there.

Or maybe not. I've only been out to eat like six times. And that may not be an adequate sample size.

So we're at brunch. There's not really anything for me on the menu but an impossible burger, which I appreciate but I didn't want one for breakfast, or the old classic standby: assemble a plate of random sides. Potatoes and fruit to the rescue.

I asked the waiter if he had any "plant-based" suggestions, and he suggested the cheese omelet. Which kind of let me know what I was working with here. I explained, oh, no, no eggs no cheese, etc. And he was like, ah, then the burger... wait, what about the aioli, it has eggs in it. And I got to explain again, yeah, no eggs.

Which is all fine. Whomst amongst us hasn't had to explain their dietary preferences to a server before?

Then another server came out with our coffee and asked if we had any questions about the menu, and I said yeah! Do you have any vegan recommendations? And she said, ummmmmm, yeah I'm new here? Let me go ask your actual server. And I said, oh no, please don't do that. I just asked him.

So I was sitting there looking longingly at this green chili veggie omelet on the menu. It had mushrooms and sauteed onions and roasted tomatoes and all kinds of groovy things. And I was trying to figure out a way to order it without eggs.

Behind me was a long table of women having a bridal shower, and I overheard one of them ask *their* server for a vegan option, so I decided to drop eaves really hard and hear what they had to say.

They said, actually you can get the veggie omelet with no eggs and no cheese, and have the breakfast potatoes as a base so that it is kind of a veggie potato hash.

Perfection!

The bridesmaid ordered that, and when my server came back, I ordered it too. And when it came out, it looked amazing, and it tasted even better, and I am here to tell you that this is the ultimate vegan breakfast menu hack!

Try it next time there's an attractive looking omelet on the menu: just order that bad boy as a breakfast potato hash.

I tried it out again later that same weekend at home. I whipped up an omelet for my vegetarian human, and made the same thing for myself with potatoes, and it was a winner!

As with most vegan food, I'm convinced, the secret of a good meal is to just have normal food. Pizza? No need for gross vegan cheese. Just have a normal pizza with no cheese. Omelet? No need to be fancy or use some kind of egg replacement. Just have it with normal food. Impossible burgers and beyond burgers have their place, but for the most part there's no need for fancy meat replacements. Just have normal food.

The name of my vegan cookbook will be "Supervegan: In praise of normal food".

Epilogue:

The bridesmaid got her veggie hash before I did, which makes sense because she ordered before I did. And the server was so tickled and told her, "You'll never believe this but somebody at another table over there just ordered this *exact thing!* Haha, what are the odds!"

I was tempted to tell her that it wasn't a coincidence, that I eavesdropped and then stole the idea, but ultimately I didn't, and instead just let her believe that it was all a funny, random coincidence.

<small>photo credit: [omelet by H. C.](https://www.flickr.com/photos/la-oc-foodventures/4991828561/in/photolist-8B7qHF-842d7i-5pYDqL-4cdw9A-8QrG24-7T4akY-9Vy7Xg-6RYWGp-9mCfo-4ceBXW-pNFmLx-6S3Zcu-7SZUVK-dJR7TM-dJR2q4-dJR7on-6j3Dh6-7xfeq7-4QhwtV-7Hr76v-4AdsW-4Ga5p-2UuqE-8yFwzW-a2KRnv-52P5hD-8vFZ1X-a2NGDJ-8oSWFJ-9f8BzP-6m3Yjf-6kYP4z-7AgEBa-4DyqfL-2wdSL-oAtxuN-4T4bvG-e6Tnip-uzhCS-4DyqbQ-4oovtM-9fbKG3-pbyGv-5nbYeK-nuG8th-4opKwc-9BiK8y-GAUHi-e5v6Rq-2wdSU)</small>
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            <title><![CDATA[Dr Praeger's Gametime Buffalo Chick'n Tenders]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/praegers-buffalo-chickn</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/praegers-buffalo-chickn</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[Friggin Delicious]]></description>
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Damn good. These are probably my current favorite Frozen Novelties.

- Texture: 5 out of 5. Crisp breading, good fleshy inside. Chewy, kind of flaky, like loosely kneaded seitan.

- Flavor: 5 out of 5. Nice light, spicy buffalo sauce

Do recommend. Would buy again.
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            <title><![CDATA[raisins]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/raisins</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/raisins</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[raisins are just embarrassed grapes]]></description>
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What's so great about raisins? They are tasty little dried fruits that are so easy to make, that you can accidentally make them just by leaving grapes out in the sun for a couple days. Then, oops! You got raisins.

Homemade raisins are about inifinity percent superior to store bought raisins in taste and texture. They are good on their own as a snack, or on a bowl of oatmeal.

My human loves grapes, and they always buy big bags of them, but they never manage to finish them up.

Which means that I always make tons of raisins to save them and avoid throwing them away!

## Raisins

1. Get some grapes

2. This part is kind of tedius, but I think it's really important: I poke each grape with a knife or toothpick just so that the surface is punctured, so that it dries out better from the inside out. Otherwise, I find it takes longer because the outside of the grape is dried while the inside is still soft and plump. Alternately, you can boil your grapes just long enough for the skins to burst a little bit.

3. Spread them out on a baking sheet and cook them overnight in the oven at about 200 degrees. Or cook them during the day if you don't trust them and want to check on them periodically. If you do, give the baking sheet a shake so the grapes turn and cook more evenly.

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  <figcaption>Figure 2: Raisins coming out of the oven</figcaption>
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That's it! They're done when they look all shriveled up and embarrassed, and when you bite into one there's no soft fruit or gushiness in the middle.

Raisins!

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            <title><![CDATA[Roasted Brussels Sprouts]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/roast-brussels-sprouts</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/roast-brussels-sprouts</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[the most simple sprouts]]></description>
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Cut the ends off the sprouts and slice them in half.

Toss with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

Bake at 400 for about 40 minutes until crispy but tender.
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            <title><![CDATA[Roasted Sweet Poatoes]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/roast-sweet-potato</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/roast-sweet-potato</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[Super simple roasted sweet potatoes]]></description>
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Dice the potatoes up into half inch cubes.

Toss with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

Bake at 400 for about 40 minutes until tender.
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            <title><![CDATA[refried black beans]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/refried-beans</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/refried-beans</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[first you fry them and then you fry them a second time?]]></description>
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> I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
>
> -Mitch Hedberg

Okay I have been eating me the hell out of some refried beans ever since I realized that it's dead easy to make. Seriously I think I made this for lunch every day last week.

1. Slice a clove of garlic in half and simmer the pieces in a drizzle of oil until its sides are browned, flipping it over when necessary.

1. Turn the heat down, add some diced onion and a little bit of liquid, and simmer. (I've been simmering in liquid a lot lately instead of frying in oil.)

2. When the onions are soft, add in some cooked beans and some liquid.

3. Add some seasoning: salt, pepper, cumin, cayenne, etc.

3. Mash it all up with a potato masher. It should look kind of soupy. If it looks super thick, add some more liquid. If it's too thin, that's okay, just let it continue to simmer for a while until some of the liquid cooks off and it thickens up a little bit.

That's it!

Super quick and easy.

I like to dish it up with some rice and some tortilla chips for some crunch.
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            <title><![CDATA[so delicious chocolate cookies & cream]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/sodeliciouschocolatecookiesncream</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/sodeliciouschocolatecookiesncream</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[it is very chocolatey]]></description>
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This is a very good ice cream!

This is a cashew based ice cream which means it is very good.

Here are my favorite non-dairy ice cream bases:

1. Sunflower butter, as done by Ben & Jerry's 😋
2. Coconut, as done by [Nada Moo 👻](nadamoocookiescreme)
3. Cashew: hard to do wrong 👌
4. Soy: pretty standard stuff ✅
5. Almond 😕

The cashew base means it is nice and creamy, unlike some flaky almond ice cream. This particular ice cream is very chocolatey, with chocolate cookies added in. Usually flavors this strong are to cover up strong base flavors like almost and coconut. But you don't even need to do that usually with cashew because the base flavor profile for cashew is not that strong.

Anyway, lots of flavor. Smooth consistency. I like it 👍
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            <title><![CDATA[Vegetable Stock]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/stock</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/stock</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[is it stock or is it broth]]></description>
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Whenever you're cooking, keep your vegetable clippings. Your onion tops, celery root, pepper tops and veins, potato peelings, etc. Store them in the freezer until you need some stock.

When you need stock, do this:

Put a bunch of the clippings in the pressure cooker and add 4 - 6 cups of water.

Cook it on high pressure for 15 minutes, then release the pressure. Pour the liquid through a strainer and collect it in some jars.

There! Now you have some tasty stock.

If you don't have a pressure cooker, then use a slow cooker.

I usually pan fry some of the frozen vegetable clippings in my cast iron skillet for a while until they start to burn a little bit to get some toasty flavor, and then put it all in the slow cooker with plenty of water and let it cook on high over night. Then you can dish it up in the morning.
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            <title><![CDATA[taco bell]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tacobell</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tacobell</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[do they still say run for the border or is that too political you know with the wall and everything]]></description>
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If I haven't said this in a while, I'll say it now: it's a good time to be vegan. It's easy.

Times were though that if you wanted fast food, often times your best and/or only bet was the simple bean burrito at Taco Bell.

Then things got better with the introduction of the 7-Layer burrito. (No cheese, no sour cream.) That was my jam for a long time.

Then I realized you get customize it even further and my go to order became "Grilled 7-Layer burrito, no cheese no sour cream, add potatoes". That was the bomb.

And then coronavirus happened, and I know correlation does not equal not causation, but I choose to blame coronavirus entirely for Taco Bell removing my beloved 7-Layer Burrito from the menu, and--for reasons known only to god and the yum food group--also *removing potatoes*.

This was a dark time.

Now we have vaccines, and potatoes are back at Taco Bell, and things are looking up.

So here's the new order I'm rocking now:

Fresco bean burrito, add rice, potatoes, and guac.

"Fresco" for the initiated, was a special "healthy" menu that TB used to have back in the day where they would remove cheese and sour cream from the item in question and add "red sauce". The menu doesn't exist any more, but you can still order things "fresco" and they'll know what you mean.

This was a pretty good burrito! They didn't give me the guac. Sad! But the result was still pretty satisfying.
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            <title><![CDATA[spaghetti squash]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/spaghetti-squash</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/spaghetti-squash</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[it is squash that looks like spaghetti]]></description>
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Okay anybody who tells you that spaghetti squash is indistinguishable from spaghetti is out of their damn mind. That is not true. It is squash. It is not pasta.

But it is very good in its own right, and you can most definitely use it as the base of some noodle dishes.

For this simple dish, I made the squash, because I didn't have noodles, and also the sauce, because I didn't have pasta sauce.

### Squash

1. Halve the squash. Scoop out the flesh and the seeds like it was a pumpkin 🎃. Set the seeds aside for planting in the spring, or roast them and eat them like pumpkin seeds.

2. Put 1 cup of water in the bottom of your pressure cooker, and put the squash halves on a steaming rack or trivet.

3. Cook on high pressure for 8 minutes.

4. Quick release! Retrieve your squash and use a fork to break up and scoop out the strands.

Enjoy!

### Sauce

Ingredients: red onion, bell pepper, anaheim pepper, minced garlic, crushed tomatoes (1 can), diced tomatoes (1 can)

1. Drizzle some oil in the bottom of the pressure cooker, set it to *sear* on medium. Add some diced onion and some diced peppers. I put the lid on and seal it for 3 minutes to cook it down real quick. It will pressurize and then tell you to Vent. Release the pressure and look at the stuff! Should be starting to brown.

2. Add the minced garlic and let it sizzle in there for about 60 seconds

3. Add the crushed and the diced tomatoes. Mix it all up real good and let it start to bubble for a while. When the flavors come together real well, it's done. Let it continue to bubble until it's as thick as you want it. Then bottle it all up!

### Serving

Put some squash in a bowl, pour some sauce on it, and eat it!
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            <title><![CDATA[Bueno Red Chile And Zucchini Vegan Tamales]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tamales</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tamales</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[a staple to stock up on]]></description>
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Okay full disclosure, tamales are probably one of my favorite foods. I love the soft corn outer layer, and the flavorful filling. It's a total package for me.

So, these are an absolute staple. I have a freezer full of these *at all times*. I usually get them at Sprouts, and when I go, I literally buy the entirety of the stock they have out.

I'm telling you. Freezer, full. At all times.

They used to sell these labeled as merely vegetarian, but they've taken to labeling them as vegan within the last year or two.

Also, at the time of this writting, there are two different styles out there. One has a more natural corn husk wrapping with one end folded over and the other end open. The second kind has some more unnatural, uniform kind of wrapping that kind of looks like corn husk, but is not. Both ends are tucked under, forming a tighter, more whole seal.

The type two tamale is far superior. I don't know if it's because it holds together better while steaming or what. But it has less of a tendency to ever oversteam. The consistency is better. More firm, less mush.
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            <title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving 2020]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/thanksgiving-2020</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/thanksgiving-2020</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[food log]]></description>
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This is a sort of diary entry and a record of what we cooked for dinner for Thanksgiving in the year 2020. It was dinner for two.

## Short Version

- [Nana's cornbread dressing](/posts/cornbread-dressing)
- [Mashed potatoes](/posts/mashed-potatoes) and [gravy](/posts/gravy)
- [Roasted sweet potatoes](/posts/roast-sweet-potato)
- [Roasted brussels sprouts](/posts/roast-brussels-sprouts)
- Crescent rolls

I think that's actually all I'm going to do here. I'll write up each of these as a separate recipe and then update this page with links to those recipes. That way this page will serve as a sort of recipe index for this particular meal.
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            <title><![CDATA[tofu scramble]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tofu-scramble</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/tofu-scramble</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[it's not scrambled tofu]]></description>
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Okay, story time.

One time I went out to eat at a nice vegan restaurant for brunch, and I orderd a tofu scramble.

When the food came out, I was given a plate of scrambled tofu. Much to my chagrin.

I later mentioned it when my fellow diners asked me how my meal was. I said it was good, but I was disappointed because I ordered a tofu scramble, not scrambled tofu.

Little did I know that this utterance would go down in history and live on in infamy for all time.

Still even unto this very day, I will sometimes be laughed at for insisting there is a difference between the two.

And still, even unto this very day, I insist that there is.

And I think, gentle reader, if you engage the smallest number of brain cells for the briefest amount of time, you will agree.

Imagine for a moment a plate of scrambled eggs.

Got it? Good.

Now imagine a breakfast scramble, sometimes called a breakfast skillet.

These are radically different creatures!

The former is merely a couple of eggs on a plate.

The latter is a meal, complete with potatoes, onions and peppers, maybe some roasted tomatoes or salsa. It's a whole thing.

So it is with scrambled tofu, a stand in for scrambled eggs, versus a tofu scramble, a complete hardy meal.

Anyway, here's a recipe for a tofu scramble.

1. Press and cube some tofu and roast it up real good.

2. If you have a potato, cube and boil it, then roast it up real good too.

3. Saute some red onion and bell pepper. Season them with salt, pepper, garlic.

4. Wilt some spinach.

5. Steam or roast some carrots. This step is important! I'm not that big a fan of raw carrots. I don't think they have much flavor or substance. But the cooked carrots here add good amount of flavor.

6. Put it all together in a pan for a minute to let the flavors come together.
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            <title><![CDATA[waffles]]></title>
            <link>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/waffles</link>
            <guid>https://supervegan.neocities.org/posts/waffles</guid>
            <description><![CDATA[waffles! waffles! waffles!]]></description>
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## Preface

I made waffles the other day, but they all got all ate up before I remembered to take a picture, so instead, I hope you enjoy this picture I drew in jspaint.app.

## the unreasonable utility of waffles

I was at Safeway one day, walking around the aisles and hallways, when I saw a waffle maker on sale.

I bought it up and took it home and I started making waffles, and I never fucking stopped. Verily, I am still making waffles nigh unto this very day!

You, dear reader, are most likely most familiar with the standard breakfast waffle. A tasty delight in its own right!

But I am here to tell you the good news about the savory dinner waffle. The waffle you can enjoy with any meal. With soup, as the base of a rice dish, with pasta.

Not only that, but a hearty savory waffle can in fact serve as a meal in its own right!

Indeed, it did for me for a long while. I got into a weekly routine in which I would make a whole bunch of waffles on Sunday night and stick them in the freezer. And every day I would take one of these mighty waffles to work with me to enjoy for lunch. I would pop it in the breakroom toaster oven for a few minutes, drizzle with a little salsa, and nom down on it.

The thing that most people don't realize is this: not only can you make a savory waffle by adding curry, cayenne, ginger, etc to the batter. But you can also make it hearty af by adding a cup of rice or any cooked grain, or a cup of chopped walnuts or almonds or any other kind of nut. You can add chopped greens if you have a bunch of spinach or whatever laying around. You can add pasta.

People, I am here to tell you the good news about waffles. They are ideal vehicles for leftovers. Or leftunders. Or rightovers?

I encourage you to put All Kinds of Stuff in your waffles. They can take it. And you will like it.

Waffles!

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  <img src="/images/waffle00002.png" alt="waffles with salsa">
  <figcaption>Figure: Waffles and salsa</figcaption>
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## Recipe

Most of my recipes come from Mark Bittman's *How To Cook Everything Vegetarian*, a ginormous green tome that we unironically refer to in our house as The Bible. It's seriously great. It's the only cookbook I've encountered that I would happily pull down from off the shelf, open to a random page, and start reading as though it were a novel. His recipe is not vegan though because of the eggs and milk and butter, and needs some adapting.

There are a couple ways to do waffles. The best way, if you have the time to do it, is to make the batter ahead of time with a pinch of active dry yeast, and leave it overnight. The result is a very yeasty, fluffy waffle.

But if you're making these in the heat of the moment, then best go with the quick "Buttermilk" variety.


### Overnight Waffles

1. Mix up 2c flour, 1 tbsp sugar, 0.5 tsp salt.
2. Warm up 0.5 tsp active dry yeast in some warm water. Let it sit there a couple minutes until it's real smelly and foamy.
3. Mix it all together with 2c nut/grain milk of your choice, 8 tbsp melted butter (Earth Balance) and a couple drops of vanilla extract

Cover it all up with a towel and let it sit out overnight.

Now it's the next day. Good morning. Hope you slept well.

At this point, the recipe calls for a couple eggs. You're meant to stir in the yolks, and then gently fold in the whites after they've been whipped to stiff peaks. The yolks add fat and flavor and body to the batter, and the whites add a kind of finish to the waffles so they're kind of bright and crisp.

There's no way I've found to recreate this in a vegan recipe. Nonetheless, I always make two [flax eggs](/posts/flax-egg): 2 tbsp flax seed + 5 tbsp water, let stand for 5 minutes to thicken up real good.

It doesn't bind and it doesn't stiffen, and I don't know if it actually adds that much, but I always do it.

To "fold" your flax egg in, pour it into your batter and then incorporate it just enough so that it's only kind of mixed in. You should have the feeling that the egg is just kind of coating your batter.

That's it! Gently brush the waffle iron with some grapeseed oil. Turn it on medium/high, and add a cup of batter. Spread it all around so it reaches the edges of the waffle iron. Close it up and wait for it to be done.

Some people will tell you to cook it until you stop seeing steam. I don't quite find that reliable. I'll cook it for about 10 minutes, peeking at it from time to time, and taking it out as soon as the top, bottom, and sides are all nice and brown.

Finally, I don't have one of those waffle irons that flips over, but I do find that flipping it helps both sides cook more evenly. So I just flip the entire damn waffle iron over after adding the batter.


### Quick Buttermilk Waffles

Mostly the same as above, but uses acid and baking soda for a quick rise instead of yeast.

1. Mix up your dry ingredients: 2c flour, 2 tbsp sugar (I usually use honey or agave), 0.5 tsp salt, and 1.5 tsp baking soda
2. Make some buttermilk: add 2 tbsp white vinegar or lemon juice to 2c vegan milk. Let it breathe a minute. (In this recipe, and in the one above, you don't even need milk here. If you don't have any, just use water, and add a little more fat/butter.)
3. Mix it all up with 4 tbsp melted butter. Let it sit a couple minutes to thicken up.
4. Fold in 2 flax eggs.

As above, cook em up in the iron!

Waffles!
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Okay I couldn't fit the name of this ice cream in the title of this post. It is "Oat milk brown sugar chunk with cookie dough, brownies, and candied oat clusters non-dairy frozen desert."

Aside: have you ever noticed how all vegan ice creams are labeled "non-dairy frozen desert?" I wonder if there are any legal reasons behind that. Maybe the all-powerful dairy lobby prevents them from saying "ice cream (tm)".

So this ice cream was pretty good!

"But supervegan!" I hear you say. "If the ice cream was pretty good, why are you giving it a one star review?"

Because, my dear, astute little kumquat. Because it is not oat milk ice cream.

Okay, yes, the first ingredient is oat milk. But the next two ingredients are coconut milk and coconut cream.

The result is an overpowering coconut flavor.

Which is fine! As long as you're expecting it. I enjoy coconut as much as the next human. But when I buy oat milk ice cream, I am expecting a creamy experience with a neutral flavor so that the ice cream flavors are front and center, taking the main stage. Not a powerhouse of coconut.

False advertising, as far as I'm concerned.

It was good, but not what I wanted, and not what it says on the label. This is *coconut* and brown sugar bla bla bla non-dairy frozen desert.
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I got a cast iron tortilla press for Christmas this year which is super nice and I like it but it's kind of an awkward thing to be gifted when you're traveling for the holidays. What am I supposed to do with this heavy thing? Mail it home? Stick it in my carry-on and drag it through the airport? (Spoiler: I did the latter.)

Anyway here's how to make flour tortillas.

You will need:

- a tortilla press. (Mine is 8 inches.)
- a griddle
- mixing bowl
- measuring cups and spoons
- one ziploc sandwich bag

Ingredients:

- 3 cups of flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/3 cup fat (I used grapeseed oil. You can also use butter, etc.)
- 1 cup hot water (100 degrees F)

Steps:

- Combine all the dry ingredients and mix em up.
- Add the fat and mix so it's kind of clumpy or flaky, like biscuit batter if you've made biscuits
- Slowly add the water and stir it up into a batter.
- Knead it a couple times
- Divide the dough into sixths and into fourths = twentyfour 2 - 3 inch balls
- let em rest 15 - 30 minutes
- turn your griddle on to medium high heat
- cut your ziploc sandwich bag in half along the edges
- Put a dough ball between the plastic sheets and smash it in the press
- slap it on the griddle, 30 - 60 seconds per side
- just keep doing that
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