Okay, story time.
One time I went out to eat at a nice vegan restaurant for brunch, and I orderd a tofu scramble.
When the food came out, I was given a plate of scrambled tofu. Much to my chagrin.
I later mentioned it when my fellow diners asked me how my meal was. I said it was good, but I was disappointed because I ordered a tofu scramble, not scrambled tofu.
Little did I know that this utterance would go down in history and live on in infamy for all time.
Still even unto this very day, I will sometimes be laughed at for insisting there is a difference between the two.
And still, even unto this very day, I insist that there is.
And I think, gentle reader, if you engage the smallest number of brain cells for the briefest amount of time, you will agree.
Imagine for a moment a plate of scrambled eggs.
Got it? Good.
Now imagine a breakfast scramble, sometimes called a breakfast skillet.
These are radically different creatures!
The former is merely a couple of eggs on a plate.
The latter is a meal, complete with potatoes, onions and peppers, maybe some roasted tomatoes or salsa. It’s a whole thing.
So it is with scrambled tofu, a stand in for scrambled eggs, versus a tofu scramble, a complete hardy meal.
Anyway, here’s a recipe for a tofu scramble.
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Press and cube some tofu and roast it up real good.
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If you have a potato, cube and boil it, then roast it up real good too.
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Saute some red onion and bell pepper. Season them with salt, pepper, garlic.
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Wilt some spinach.
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Steam or roast some carrots. This step is important! I’m not that big a fan of raw carrots. I don’t think they have much flavor or substance. But the cooked carrots here add good amount of flavor.
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Put it all together in a pan for a minute to let the flavors come together.